None of this is financial advice. Actually, you perhaps shouldn't rely on this for ANY source of income, much less a stable one! This shit's gonna be more unstable than a slut who you TOTALLY didn't ask to pay hushmoney to. That last part may or may not be fake news, but the fact that's going to be an extremely unstable source of income if any at all. I know for a fact sluts a people too, I know this much isn't fake news!

Also, this bastardization of all things crypto is a parody of the current sate of affairs as of 2024-2028, and possibly beyond. We are obviously not related to Trump or Elon, so fuck off with your cap spreading lawyers Trump! This is obviously covered under the constitution as parody. If this isn't the finest slice of parody you seen I have 0 idea what is, it's literally the HUGEST parody shitcoin that we are taking to the HUGE leagues, not just the big leagues! We are making Sparksammy/Nodemixaholic pay for it, too; believe me!

So please please please don't sue this project, this project is just for fun and has nothing about profit; and we don't expect to make a profit. But who knows? This may be the next DogeCoin, but that's not gonna happen, i'm sorry!